by Shel Silverstein 


When singing songs of scariness,

Of bloodiness and hairyness,

I feel obligated at this moment to remind you

Of the most ferocious beast of all:

Three thousand pounds and nine feet tall

The Glurpy Slurpy Skakagrall

Who's standing right behind you.

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